Novels & Short Stories
by Jordan Krumbine
Jordan’s novels and short stories are independently published on Amazon Kindle and Apple Books. Sales thrive on positive word-of-mouth, so after reading (or if you’ve already read!) please consider leaving a review. Every little bit helps, even if it’s just a link and a thumbs-up on social media.
Short stories.
Captivating covers.
About the Author
Jordan Krumbine is a Creative Wizard™ currently (and happily) bubbled in Hell's Waiting Room, where democracy, civil liberties, and old people go to die (also known as Florida). When not spinning short stories, drafting his next advertising-inappropriate novel, or quietly pounding out feature screenplays on-contract, he's working as a professional video editor and creative producer, playing with (and animating) LEGO, and not-so-silently begging for affection from his two motherfuzzers, Harvey Two-Cheeks and Crawl.
"[Publishing companies] should be looking at [him] now." (Abraham Owens is Punched, Drunk, & All Out of F*cks!)
"The quintessential 20-something Orlando experience. Anyone who's lived through their 20's in the Orlando area will see themselves in this book." (Religiously Roasted Every Goddamn Day)
"Excellent writing [...] loved the story." (Florida Girls, A Short Story)
"Engaging, post-modern deconstructionist thought and critical race theory [...] Krumbine uses the character Zaphod Zombie to explore the nihilistic philosophical proclivities of our age." (Don't Call Me Zombie)
"I am not a reader, however I read this book over a series of my lunch hours at work and didn't want my lunch hour to end!" (Don't Call Me Zombie)
"I didn't want to put it down." (Don't Call Me Zombie)
"Belle Delphine meets Saw." (#TextMe😘, A Short Story)
"This took a turn I was not ready for ... made me sick in exactly the way I imagine you were going for!" (#TextMe😘, A Short Story)
"Creepier than Black Mirror." (Pixel Perfect, A Short Story)
"Suspenseful, funny, poignant. Read now so you can say you were a fan from the beginning." (Abraham Owens is Punched, Drunk, & All Out of F*cks!)
"I haven't read anything that funny for a long time. Really good stuff." (Zombie Jesus Wants to Save Your Soul ... for Dessert)
"Wildly original." (Zombie Jesus Wants to Save Your Soul ... and 6 Other Short Stories)
"Reads in a Raymond Chandler Noir style." (Abraham Owens is Punched, Drunk, & All Out of F*cks!)
"Weirdest story every. Holy creativity, Batman!" (Explorers of the Unknown vs the Geriatric Werewolves, a short story)
"The funniest yet most wholesome read I've had in a while. LOVED the dialogue." (The Worst Zombie Apocalypse in the History of Ever)